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...And now another great moment in the life of Hezekiah. It was early one morning in May when Mary brought Hezekiah and John some milk in the fields. Mary got more than she bargained for that wet morning when Hezekiah bent her over the fence like a crooked rusty nail. It wasn’t until much later that morning when her mother came looking for her did the three emerge from the wet meadows. Mary’s sheepish smile remained on her face well into twilight, way to go Hezekiah.
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