So you just started dating someone new huh? Don't you hate those moments of awkwardness when you have to discuss what birth control to use, especially when you are planning what to do on your first date? This combo pack is just for you! Take away the shame and uneasiness by advertising to potential mates you choose only the best protection - the only protection that is self sealing after the first use! Imagine the relief of bringing the threesome pack on a date! Why this pack is so hard to conceal, it is bound to start a conversation that will surely lead to skipping dinner! Be her first with the Amish Condom and put the wood to her tonight!
AMISH CONDOMS - THE ORIGINAL - ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS!
...And now another great moment from the life of Hezekiah. It was on a cold, Christmas Eve night when Amos required his son of just eleveteen to sleep with Mary and Goody for fear of frost bite. It was on that night that he learned of the many uses for the generations old condom. Before long his Yule log roasted the sheets, and the ice on the windows was a melt. Never forget the immortal words of Hezekiah: “These things churn more than butter Son.”
It is this momentous occasion we celebrate by offering you the best condoms and T-shirt money can by. Tell everyone you support the movement in the condom revolution with this great gift pack!
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