The Amish are known for living a simple life, believing in communal and agrarian societies, and devoted to the eternal practice of wood working. Shrouded in secrecy and shunning all modern conveniences, this simple life has its splendors. Their wood working doesn’t just stop with the nightstand and the barn; it is applied nightly when the beast with two backs appears in the hills and bedrooms of Pennsylvania.
This shirt features our fearless founder, Hezekiah, reminding the world of this most-valuable lesson: "Put the Wood to Her."
Available in Large and X-Large only.
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